Boxing Hares

Thanks to /u/j4ni for this sample! There’s a lot to cover so I’ll have to lay off talking about my dick or hinting at latent homosexuality this time. Sorry about that, maybe next review. So I’m fucking this guy with my small dick… Wait, no, I just said I wasn’t going to do that! Alright, […]

Glen Spey 12 Berry’s Brothers & Rudd

Thanks to the man/woman/goat/alien cjotto9 for the sample. I’m expecting you to be the most prolific reviewer soon. You may be asking yourself… wait, shit, I’ve quoted that song before. Fuck. You wake up. You stare into the reddit and/or WordPress Abyss. Sweat drips down your face. What… exactly… is Glen Spey? And why is […]

Millstone 100 Rye

Das is some vet friggin whisky Gast! Chillen man, I’m going to lay it all down. Don’t get your Kut all worked up! Well there’s my attempt to learn Netherland slang. Anything else is pretty messed up and I’m pretty sure I fucked up “kut” up there. What? Oh, yeah, I’m here to review whisky […]

Canadian Club 20

Thanks to /u/Boyd86 for the sample on this one. Requested from /u/Jolarbear and /u/LecheConCarne I’m not going to lie: When I first saw Canadian Club 20, I compared it to putting makeup on a pig. Or the reason why Dustin Hoffman did Tootsie, if you want to be less mean. No matter how hard you try, […]

Penderyn Quatro Review (Portwood, Sherrywood, Madeira, Peated)

Thanksto /u/percyhedgehog for one of these samples. So, you may have some questions, like: Why am I reading about a world whisky? And who is the first guy in the images? Is he me? Where’s Wales? Don’t I mean Whales? No, I think I mean Wales? Why was there a question mark there? Let me […]

Bruichladdich Black Art Fèis Ìle 2015 Edition High Noon

Thanks to /u/dustlesswalnut for this sample. Fèis Ìle. Someday I’ll make it. And then I’ll have no money and live on Islay, becoming the overly nice monster with the nice whisky selection who only speaks in dick jokes. A legend, in other words. For those of you who don’t know, Fèis Ìle a celebration on Islay […]