Nobody, really. Just a simple man, with a simple idea: Drink Whisky. And write about it. In a calm fashion.
Also I have this constant need to write, regardless of my actual ability, so I started writing on reddit. But then there were rumblings of reddit going away, so I moved it all over here, while still posting to reddit.
Feel free to disagree with me, many have.
I can be crass, and do not censor myself. If you are offended, I suggest you stop reading. My jokes can be offensive. I in no way mean any harm to anyone, however please note I think jokes should be allowed because otherwise we take things way, way too seriously. Especially when it comes to whisky.
I have done reviews for distilleries in the past that have given me samples. My numbers try to be statistically consistent, however I will be the first to admit that they peak around 77-83.
I have spent the last 5+ years trying things as blind as possible. Every review is done after copious amounts of water to ensure I’m hydrated and there’s no lingering flavours in my mouth (insert your own dick joke here).
So please enjoy, and feel free to leave requests for whiskies you’d like to see me review.